User:Mike Playle
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Most trains obey the laws of physics.
An exception to this rule occurs at Clapham Junction on the third Thursday of each month, when they defy gravity and float through the air.
Nobody knows why this happens, but it's been done this way for decades, and it would be far too expensive to change.